Here's a small collection of some of my favorite moments/quotes from this summer with my class of 1st and 2nd graders:
Boy: "Miss Aimee, look!" (points somewhere behind me, I do not look) *giggles* I was going to run away when you looked."
Boy: "Miss Aimee, how old are you?"
Me: "I don't know. How old do you think I am?"
Boy: "76!"
During art one day, the classroom was completely silent, then one little girl barely whispers, "all the single ladies..." All of the sudden the whole class busts out in chorus along with one little boy jumping out of his seat for a dance demonstration. Best. Day. Ever.
Boy: "Look, Miss Aimee, she's dead." (he's holding a ladybug in his hand)
Me: "Aw, how sad. Are you going to bury her?"
Boy: "No, I'm going to keep her as my pet."
Me: "But she's not alive anymore."
Boy: "Oh... I guess I will go bury her in the rocks so she doesn't get squished."
Boy 1: My whale can beat your shark."
Boy 2: "Nah-uh! The whale is bigger then the shark!"
Boy 3: "Yeah, only a dolphin can beat a whale AND a shark. Right, Miss Aimee?"
Me: "What are our rules about painting?"
Boy: "Don't paint your eyeballs!!!"
Boy: "Miss Aimee, that was easy. I already learned that in kindergarten."
Me: "Good! Now you'll be ready to learn more in first grade!"
Boy: "No, I already know everything. I graduated already."
Me: "We're going to make an instrument today called a 'maraca'!"
Girl: "Yay! I always wanted to make a
mechete!"
I made color swirled crayons for my class, and as they were checking them out:
Boy: "How did she do this?"
Girl: "I know! They are made of metal!"
Girl 2: "Yeah! That's why they won't break!"
This one is from a card I got from a first grader while I worked in a SAISD class (it was too good to leave out): "Ms. Ferguson, thank you for teaching me. I will miss you. I don't want you to
live."
Man, I'm going to miss those kids!